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Feeding a Giraffe

Never

Cheat. 

Skydive. 

Eat cod sperm. 

Use a dull knife.

Feed my pet giraffe.

Ride a unicycle.

Assume the phone is on mute.

Underestimate mosquitoes.

Nakedly use double entendres.

Miscount syllables.

Never: Welcome
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